A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.

　　The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price.

　　The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so much. She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?"

　　"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River."

　　一个小伙子被安排去相亲，为了能给女孩留一个好印象，他带着她去了家收费昂贵的餐厅。服务生过来问他们要点些什么菜。

　　女孩开始点菜了，她几乎点了菜单上所有的东西，鸡尾虾、派、凯撒沙拉、龙虾、柳橙可丽饼，完全不考虑价格。

　　小伙子变得很不安，他真没想到女孩竟然会点这么多菜。这时她停下了，看着坐在对面的他，问，“你认为咱们该喝什么酒水配这些菜呢？”

　　“哦，亲爱的，我觉得没有什么东西比密西西比河更合适了。”