我相信有什么东西一直在关注我我们，不幸得是那是政府。
19、The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
保持快乐的才能是欣赏和喜欢你拥有的东西，而不是你没有的东西。
20、Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
时间是防止任何事情马上发生的一种自然方式。
21、有人问Woody Allen:
Who are you, Woody Allen?
22、I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
23、More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
24、I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
25、Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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