类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
THE WOLF AND THE CRANEA Wolf, having a bone stuck in his throat, hired a Crane, for a large sum, to put her head into his throat, and draw out the bone. When the Crane had extracted the bone, and demanded the promised payment, the Wolf, grinning and grind...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor,who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills,slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office,st...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way,sir,said the deck hand,is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in. 最好的奖赏 一名海军军...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
THE LION AND THE MOUSE Lion was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up in anger, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your k...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
Mr.Johnson had never been up in aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane,Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
友谊赛 friendly The impressive nature of their 1-0 friendlywin in Germany in March prompted critics to reassess their preconceptions. 今年三月，他们在友谊赛中以1比0击败德国队，这使得评论人士对先前的预测进行重新评估。 warm-up 热身赛 The Bayern Munich winger had missed the Netherl...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
The handsome guy in the red sing excitedly after drinking , when singing to the climax ,he fell down.That's really funny, please enjoy the following funny video（视频中的红衣帅哥喝完酒后高唱离歌，喝至高潮处应声倒地，真是搞笑，下面看片）：...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:1970-01-01 00:00:00
有这样一个笑话，说的是关于我国当前女性成功的主要有如下四种途径： 第一，学好英语，嫁老外。First, learn English, marry foreigners. 第二，学好英语，出国读书，嫁老外。Second, learn English, went abroad to study, marry a foreigner. 第三，学好英语，出国读书，学成归国，嫁老外。Third, l...
