小学英语笑话范文【一】

　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt, shouted a young man excitedly, that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!

　　A buzzing noise followed. What a man of actions! one said in admiration. How should we support him and learn from him! said another.

　　Suddenly, a girl asked, What did the Dean say to you, Hob?

　　He bent and whispered to her, Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from 　　Oxford this very evening!

小学英语笑话范文【二】

　　The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.

　　When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King

　　physician

　　majesty

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