小学英语笑话范文【一】

　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt, shouted a young man excitedly, that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!

　　A buzzing noise followed. What a man of actions! one said in admiration. How should we support him and learn from him! said another.

　　Suddenly, a girl asked, What did the Dean say to you, Hob?

　　He bent and whispered to her, Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from 　　Oxford this very evening!

小学英语笑话范文【二】

　　The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.

　　When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King

　　physician

　　majesty

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作文地带知识拓展:

• 英语（English）属于印欧语系日耳曼语族西日耳曼语支，最早被中世纪的英国使用，并因其广阔的殖民地而成为世界使用面积最广的语言。英国人的祖先盎格鲁部落是后来迁移到大不列颠岛地区的日耳曼部落之一，称为英格兰。这两个名字都来自波罗地海半岛的Anglia。该语言与弗里斯兰语和下撒克森语密切相关，其词汇受到其他日耳曼语族语言的影响，尤其是北欧语（北日耳曼语），并在很大程度上由拉丁文和法文撰写。