Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Juli...

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Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself....

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Top Salesman A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience? The kid says, Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Virginia. The boss liked the kid, s...

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Revenge(报复) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip(往返旅行) ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself...

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An Unexpected Hobby Alice lived in the country, but one year she decided to visit the capital city to do some shopping and to go sight-seeing. She stayed at a hotel beside the central market. She had seldom been to the city before, and was very excited ab...

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2 Canadian Guys Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile(铺设瓦片), when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea, said Mike. We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you think I'...

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