今天早晨，我们家发生了一件有趣的事。
This morning, something interesting happened in our family.
早晨，我迷迷糊糊地洗完脸、漱完口。发现妈妈的"洗面奶"放到了洗衣机上，这一定会被挑三捡四的爸爸臭骂一顿，我心想：如果我把"洗面奶"放回原位，妈妈会不会表扬我呢？我边想边把"洗面奶"放到了洗脸盆的旁边。
In the morning, I vaguely washed my face and rinsed my mouth. I found that my mother's "facial cleanser" had been put on the washing machine, which would surely be scolded by my father who picked three out of four. I thought: if I put the "facial cleanser" back in place, would my mother praise me? As I thought about it, I put "facial cleanser" beside the washbasin.
过了一会儿，妈妈起床了，她去洗脸，我在旁边看电视。忽然妈妈发出尖叫："啊！凉死我了！我的脸！"我和爸爸急忙跑到厕所一看：妈妈变成了魔鬼，脸上都是白沫，她闭着眼说到："快！快！快递我毛巾。"我急忙递给妈妈毛巾，她赶忙用毛巾擦擦眼，连头都没抬，就直奔那盆早已准备好的清水，她把脸都扎进水里去了，用手狂洗着那张滑稽可笑的脸。洗完后，过了一会，妈妈才回过神来。她定了定神，戴上眼镜，拿起"洗面奶"仔细的看了看，才恍然大悟，原来是妈妈把牙膏错当成了洗面奶啦！他大声吼到："是谁恶作剧，把牙膏放到了洗面奶的旁边了？"听了这话我顿时愣住了，感到一阵心虚，爸爸看我不动了，就猜到会是我干的。与此同时，妈妈也猜到了，她把目光转向了我，开始严厉的训斥我。我在听妈妈的训斥，爸爸却在一旁偷笑，妈妈听见了笑声又把怒火转移到了爸爸的身上："都怪你！好容易发了一次牙膏包装却像一瓶洗面奶。"我瞪了爸爸一眼，心想："叫你笑，现在遭到报应了吧！哎——都怪我平时太调皮了！所以才被妈妈误认为是一场恶作剧，我一定要想办法，让妈妈高兴起来。"就在这时我眼前一亮，想出了一个好主意："妈妈您摸完牙膏面膜以后更漂亮啦！妈妈最爱臭美了，一听这话，马上就转怒为笑了！高兴地说："我的脸凉丝丝的，看来我真的变美了！"就在那一刻，我和爸爸终于再也忍不住了，我们全家笑作一团。
After a while, my mother got up. She went to wash her face. I was watching TV. Suddenly my mother screamed, "ah! It's killing me! My face! " My father and I rushed to the toilet to have a look: mother has become a devil, her face is white foam, she closed her eyes and said: "hurry! Quick! Express my towel. " I handed my mother a towel in a hurry. She wiped her eyes with a towel. Without lifting her head, she went straight to the prepared water. She plunged her face into the water and washed the funny face with her hands. After washing, after a while, my mother came back to her senses. She fixed her mind, put on her glasses, picked up "facial cleanser" and looked at it carefully. Then she realized that it was her mother who mistook toothpaste for facial cleanser! "He roared:" who is the prank, put the toothpaste beside the cleanser Hearing this, I was stunned. I felt guilty for a while. When my father saw that I was still, he guessed that I would do it. At the same time, my mother also guessed that she turned her eyes to me and began to scold me severely. I was listening to my mother's scolding, but my father sniggered. My mother heard the laughter and transferred the anger to my father: "it's all your fault! It's so easy to send a toothpaste package like a bottle of facial cleanser. " I stared at my father and thought, "I want to make you laugh, but now I'm punished! Ah - I'm so naughty at ordinary times! That's why my mother mistook it for a prank. I must find a way to make my mother happy. " Just then, I came up with a good idea: "Mom, after you finish your toothpaste mask, it's more beautiful." Mom loves smelly beauty best. When she heard this, she immediately turned angry to laugh! Happy to say: "my face is cool, it seems that I really become beautiful!" At that moment, my father and I couldn't help it any more. Our family laughed together.
哈！哈！生活在这样的家庭中，你说我能不乐吗？
Ha! Ha! Living in such a family, do you think I can be unhappy?
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