今天又轮到我在大食堂里当厨师了，我跟你们说哇，我们学校向来是这样，毫不留情地让学生做饭，还找个借口说是要锻炼学生独立能力，什么屁话！还不是懒得叫厨师嘛！今天我本来打算作曲的，这下好了，作业都完成不了了。
Today, it's my turn to be a cook in the canteen again. I want to tell you, wow, our school has always been like this. It's relentless to let students cook. It's also an excuse to say that we want to train students' independent ability. What nonsense! Don't bother to call a cook! Today, I was going to compose music. Now, I can't finish my homework.
幸好今天和我搭档的"厨师"是我新交的男朋友俊杰，这个小伙子既帅又能干，还能保护女孩子，我想他合作能力应该很好吧，于是我走到他面前说：
Fortunately, my partner's "Chef" today is my new boyfriend, Junjie. This young man is handsome and capable, but also can protect girls. I think his cooperation ability should be very good, so I went to him and said:
"嘿，他们也把你叫来了？"
"Hey, they called you, too?"
他烦躁地揉揉头说："你这什么话！我本来还想在床上听周杰伦的《晴天》，结果食堂负责人就一头闯进来，看到了我穿睡衣的样子！羞死了，快别提这话，现在烧什么菜？小雅你把食谱先拿来。"
He rubbed his head impatiently and said, "what are you talking about! I wanted to listen to Jay Chou's "sunny days" in bed, but the head of the canteen rushed in and saw me in my pajamas! I'm so ashamed. Don't mention that. What's the dish now? Xiaoya, please bring the recipe first. "
我一字不差地看完了食谱，对俊杰说："星期日......是蛋炒饭配紫菜虾皮汤，外加可乐鸡翅！" 他撸起袖子说："好吧，你来打蛋，我来炒饭，合作愉快！"我们俩甜蜜地击了掌。
I read the recipe word for word and said to Junjie, "Sunday It's fried rice with eggs and shrimp skin soup with coke and chicken wings! " He rolled up his sleeves and said, "well, you can beat the eggs. I'll fry the rice. Have a good cooperation!" We clapped sweetly.
我快速地从冰箱里拿出了两个鸡蛋，本能地一抬头，看见他温柔的眼神，好肉麻！我严肃地说："别在公众场合撒狗粮，OK？" 他只好专心炒饭。我爽快地撒了盐和鸡精，好像不用钱似的，背后响起了大笑声："你这动作让我想起了刘胡兰，除了没有齐耳的短发，其他都好像！"我无语。
I quickly took out two eggs from the refrigerator, instinctively looked up, saw his gentle eyes, good meat! I said seriously, "don't sprinkle dog food in public, OK?" He had to concentrate on cooking. I sprinkled salt and chicken essence, as if I didn't need money, and there was a laugh behind me: "you remind me of Liu Hulan, except for the short hair without ears, everything else seems to be!" I am speechless.
我打好了蛋，俊杰也正好炒好了饭，它抢着说："我来炒蛋饭吧！你去弄紫菜汤好了。" 我刚把木铲给他，突然，"碰碰" 一声，打蛋器、装蛋的碗、木铲一起掉了下去， 我很没有良心地说道："你眼睛是长屁股上的么？"俊杰惭愧地说 ："sorry，小雅。"
I beat the eggs, Junjie also just fried the rice, it rushed to say: "I'll fry the rice! You can get the laver soup. " I just gave him the wooden spade. Suddenly, with a "touch" sound, the eggbeater, the egg bowl and the wooden spade fell down together. I said heartlessly, "do you have eyes on your buttocks?" Junjie said shamefully, "sorry, Xiaoya."
我依旧无语，这时厨房的大师傅钻进来说："周妮雅，欧阳俊杰，你们好了没，同学们要来了。"我不敢说话，头低着，还是俊杰好，帮我解了围："我们......快要好了，师傅您知道鸡翅和可乐在哪里吗？"师傅皱着眉头："你们两个，没看见可乐鸡翅只需要热一热就可以的吗？快点嗷，别给我拖拖拉拉的。"我俩只好答应。
I was still speechless, when the kitchen master got in and said, "Zhou Niya, Ouyang Junjie, are you ok? The students are coming." I dare not speak, head down, or Junjie, help me out: "we... It's almost ready, master. Do you know where the chicken wings and coke are? " The master frowned: "you two, don't you see that Coke chicken wings only need to be heated? Hurry up. Don't be a drag on me. " We had to agree.
师傅刚走，俊杰就骂道："什么师傅，说他土匪还不如呢！整天用权利压制我们，我们也是人嘛！" 我说："唉，你这小子什么时候练起来的嘴皮子呀，别说那么多了，热菜！"话虽然这么说，可我心里也不是滋味。
Just after Shifu left, Junjie scolded: "what Shifu, he's worse than a bandit! We are human beings who oppress us with power all day! " I said, "Oh, when did you practice your mouth, don't say so much, hot food!" Although I said that, I didn't feel it in my heart.
俊杰在热菜，我已经炒好了蛋饭，端到灶上，再默默无言地回到俊杰身边，泡紫菜汤。我一片、一片地撕紫菜，紫菜屑都落到了俊杰和我的身上，门口又响起了怒吼："年轻人，快点！快！"俊杰眼明手快地抢过我手中的紫菜，快速地撕，拼了老命地撕，他又低沉地说："你还想让师傅再催我们吗？"我沉默了。
Junjie is in the hot dish. I've fried the egg rice and brought it to the stove. Then I silently return to Junjie and soak the laver soup. I tore the laver one by one, and the laver crumbs fell on Junjie and me. At the door, there was a roar: "young man, hurry up! Quick! " Junjie snatched the laver in my hand, tore it quickly and desperately. He said in a low voice, "do you want Shifu to urge us again?" I was silent.
终于，紫菜虾皮汤、蛋炒饭和可乐鸡翅都送到了每位同学的手里，我和俊杰又甜蜜地击了掌， 我再次警告："以后可不能在公众场合撒狗粮了，OK？" 他注视着我："OK。
Finally, Porphyra and shrimp soup, fried rice with eggs and chicken wings with coke were delivered to each student. Junjie and I slapped each other sweetly again. I warned again, "you can't sprinkle dog food in public, OK?" He looked at me: "OK.
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