前些日子我在我的书包中拿出一份‘智障’试卷，那是单元测考，我不能让老妈发现，她要发现了其怕不把我大卸八块。
A few days ago, I took out a "mentally retarded" test paper in my schoolbag. It was a unit test. I can't let my mother find it. If she wants to find it, she's afraid she won't tear me apart.
妈妈每天都要检查我的书包，书包里肯定不能藏，藏在我鞋里拿出来会不会把我熏死!藏在那柜子底下，那柜子塞满了旧衣服，老妈肯定不会发现!
Mom checks my schoolbag every day. I can't hide it in my shoes. Will it suffocate me! It's hidden under the cabinet. The cabinet is full of old clothes. Mom won't find it!
我得意洋洋的笑了笑，把智障东西放进柜子底下，便开始写作业，我边哼着小曲边有节奏地写作业。妈妈回来了，她问我试卷在哪?原来我早已精心准备好了，把五年级上册的试卷拿给她看，希望她不会发现。果然她不但没发现，但没发现还夸奖我。
I smiled triumphantly, put the mentally retarded things under the cabinet and began to do my homework. I hummed a little song and did my homework rhythmically. Mom came back. She asked me where the test paper was? It turned out that I had already carefully prepared and showed her the test paper in the first volume of grade 5, hoping she wouldn't find it. Sure enough, she not only didn't find it, but also praised me.
可惜好景不长，好日子没过几个小时，就差点被揭穿了。
Unfortunately, it didn't last long. After a few hours, it was almost exposed.
事情是这样的，吃过晚饭，老妈与我去小区散步。小区有一项活动正热火朝天的举行着，那是一项给山区儿童捐款大会，小区的人可以送衣服、书籍以及金钱。妈妈是个爱心人士，二话不说就捐了100元，回家路上，我总在担忧她会不会把旧衣服捐出去，老天，老天，不要让妈妈发现，我嘴里默默念着，老天不帮我。到帮妈，老妈一回家就把柜子翻开呀，怎么办呀?我正在焦急，我得找个借口说服她呀!你可给我烧点儿水吧，老妈却说我正在收拾旧衣服，一会儿我给你弄。不要哇，你怎么能这样?我心里十分着急，想着想着，豆大的汗珠留下来，目标越来越近，怎么办呐?太上老君天上嫦娥。快帮帮我啊，突然一个门铃声响了，妈妈不紧不慢的开了门，我急忙飞奔过去，把试卷放进书包太好了，我吐了一口气，放心了。
The thing is, after dinner, my mother and I went for a walk in the community. There is an activity in the community in full swing. It is a donation Conference for children in mountainous areas. People in the community can send clothes, books and money. My mother is a caring person. She donated 100 yuan without saying a word. On the way home, I always worry about whether she will donate her old clothes. God, God, don't let my mother find it. I read it silently in my mouth. God won't help me. To help mom, mom opens the cabinet as soon as she gets home. What should I do? I'm anxious. I have to find an excuse to convince her! You can burn me some water, but my mother said I was tidying up my old clothes. I'll get them for you later. No, wow, how can you do this? I was very worried, thinking that the sweat beads of bean were left, and the goal was getting closer and closer. What should I do? Chang'e in the sky. Help me quickly. Suddenly, a door bell rang. My mother opened the door calmly. I hurried to put the test paper in my schoolbag. It was great. I breathed out and felt relieved.
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