超搞笑英文短信
2010-08-15 01:25:27   来源:作文地带   评论:0 点击:

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了? 少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我

  Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
  Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

  漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?
  少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

  Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
  1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

  早上好...你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢?
  1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去..2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!

  Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,  loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,
  Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

  你的英语发音很标准?读下去: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,  loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,

  测试结果:你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。

  If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u.
  But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.

  如果你躲起来,我会去找你。如果你不见了,我会寻觅你。如果你离开了,我会等你。如果日子会把你带走,我会为你战斗。
  但是,如果你停止发短信息,我会宰了你。

  Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
  Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said: “Let me try world peace”.

  有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
  然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

  1 day u’ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming,
  U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.

  一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起...
  只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我在检查你。

  This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
  >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

  这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
  >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!

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