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2010-08-15 01:25:41 来源:妙语如珠 评论:0 点击:
女人对男人所能说出的最危险的话之一就是that's okay。“还好”意味着她在报复你所做过的事之前要好好地想上一段时间。从某种程度上来说,你很快就会碰到非常大的麻烦了。
8. PLEASE DO:请这样
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
这不是普通的陈述,而是一个提议。女人说这句话的目的其实是给男人一个为其所作所为找个借口或理由的机会。你也可以说实话,但得小心谨慎,这样就不会听到"That's Okey"。
9. THANKS:谢谢
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".
女人对你说谢谢的时候,别犯晕,说一声“不客气”就可以了。
10. THANKS A LOT:多谢
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticking off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".
这句“多谢”大大有别于“谢谢”。当女人其实在责备你时,她会说:“多谢”。这表明你已经无情地触犯了她,接下来,你会听到“大声的叹息”。注意不要在女人“大声叹息”之后关怀她,因为她只会以“没什么”来回应你。
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