Love Dress——爱的衣裳
2010-08-07 19:21:12   来源：英语学习网络整理   评论：0 点击：

　　A mother is going over to son's house, who happened to be just married. She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked. The mother is shocked, and goes, "Why are you walking around the house naked?" The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress, and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited." The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.

　　After a little more thinking, the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.

　　So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked. The husband looks her up and down. Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!" So the mother explains, "This is my love dress." The husband looks shocked, and then replies, "Well, it needs to be ironed!"

　　一个母亲去刚刚结了婚的儿子家，她敲了敲门，开门的是儿媳妇，她居然没有穿任何衣服！婆婆很吃惊地说，“你干吗光着身子在屋里走啊？”新媳妇回答，“哦，我穿的是爱的衣裳，每次我一穿这衣服，我老公就会变得很激动。”婆婆沉吟了一会儿就回家了。

　　她又想了一阵，决定在自己老公回家时，也用这一招试试他。

　　于是，当她老公敲门时，她也光着身子去应门。老头上上下下地打量了她一番，说，“你到底是在干吗，光着身子在屋里走来走去？！”老太婆回答，“这是一件爱的衣裳啊。”老头看起来很震惊，然后说道，“哦，那你这件衣服实在是该熨一熨了。”