搞笑：十句无厘头的圣诞英文电影台词(图)
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　　10-Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋

　　主演： Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito

　　年代： 2006

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

　　9-Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆

　　主演： Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad

　　年代： 1996

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!

　　Howard Langston: This man is totally insane。

　　Myron Larabee: Thank you!

　　8-Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂

　　主演： Adam Sandler

　　年代： 2002

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra。

　　Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts。

　　7-How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰

　　主演： Jim Carrey

　　年代： 2000

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me。

　　The Grinch: [ stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear。

　　[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]

　　The Grinch: Hold still。

　　[ to Max]

　　The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow。

　　[ to Cindy]

　　The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

　　6-Four Christmases 四个圣诞

　　主演： Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

　　年代： 2008 圣诞电影台词：

　　Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend。

　　Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me。

　　5-Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公

　　主演： Billy Bob Thorton

　　年代： 2003

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing。

　　Willie: So is my thing for tits。

　　4-Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟

　　主演： Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti

　　年代： 2007圣诞电影台词：

　　Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

　　[his mother plugs her ears]

　　Mother Claus: [ singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事

　　主演： Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin

　　年代： 1983

　　圣诞电影台词：

　　Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’。

　　Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here。

　　Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

　　Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!