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2010-08-07 19:22:45 来源：英语学习网络整理 评论：0 点击：
话说当贼也是需要天分的、当贼也是要好好下足功夫的。以下十佳笨贼的故事告诉了我们好多道理：比如“不打无准备的仗”啊，比如“不要一心二用”
日本福冈：窃贼在脱掉蜘蛛侠外套时被捕。
A resident returned to find a man dressed as Spider Man jumping out of his house. Police nabbed him as he struggled to remove his costume, which included pink arm warmers and a woman’s swimsuit。
一位房主回家时发现一个穿着蜘蛛侠衣服的小偷正跳出他的房子。当他挣扎着奋力脱掉自己身上的道具服时被警察逮个正着。这身衣服由粉红色的长手套和女生的游泳衣组成。
小编：你偷东西就好好偷东西，还玩什么化妆舞会嘛！？这故事教导我们真的不要一心二用。
10. Pakistan: Passport forger busted due to spelling mistakes
巴基斯坦：假护照制造者因拼写错误被捕。
Fazal Ur Rehman’s passport was a perfect copy. The only problem was the stamps had glaring spelling errors, such as “menistry” and “goverment。” The Pakistaninational was sentenced to eight months in jail for forgery. I hope heused the time to study the dictionary。
嫌犯Fazal Ur Rehman的假护照几乎是完美的。唯一的问题是护照上的印章有明显拼写错误，比如“menistry”和“goverment”。巴基斯坦政府判他因伪造罪入狱8个月，我真诚地希望他在狱中好好研究研究字典。
小编：话说那啥，没文化真可怕……
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