市场营销的英语趣解
2014-01-19 02:23:55   来源：作文地带   评论：0 点击：

可能大家没学过什么是市场营销，但我们的日常生活中却到处发生着市场营销（marketing)这件事，作文地带下面给大家推荐的这篇文章主要从男女之间的微妙关系来展开生动幽默的阐述，让你立刻领会什么叫市场营销：

直接营销（直销）：

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

广告营销：

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

电话营销：

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
 

公关处理：
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

品牌认知：

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?
That's Brand Recognition.

客户反馈：

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback