Big vs Small breasts英语成人笑话
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Big vs Small breasts笑话

    Big Busted Women
    -can get a taxi on the worst days
    -have a neat place to carry spare change
    -have always been the center of the arts (art)
    -make jogging a spectator sport
    -can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
    -have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
    -usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
    -can always carry a little extra
    -always float better
    -know where to look first for lost earrings
    -rarely lack for a slow dance partner
    -have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
    Small Busted Women
    -don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
    -always look younger
    -find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
    -can always see their toes and shoes
    -can sleep on their stomachs
    -have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
    -know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
    -know that everything more than a handful is wasted
    -can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
    -can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out