The Gasms List笑话

    Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter
    Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
    Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
    Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
    Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
    Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
    Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
    Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
    Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
    Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
    Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
    Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
    Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
    Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
    Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
    Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
    Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
    Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
    Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
    Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
    Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
    Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
    Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
    Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
    Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
    Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
    Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
    Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
    Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
    Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
    Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
    Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
    Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
    Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
    Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
    Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
    Sex while traveling - tour-gasms.
    Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
    Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
    Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
    Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
    Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
    Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

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