Photographer：Okay Blair, relax. Chin down.Hold it there and...Okay, you ready? Okay, one more. This time, let's exhale. Jump around, loosen up. Now really loosen up on this one. Let's relax into it. Now give me the biggest pose you've got.That's it. Come on, big! Let's think big, big, big.One, two, three! Okay, take a break. Thank you very much.(To assistant) Who chose this girl?

　　Assistant：Eleanor. Why?

　　Photographer：She's so prim and stiff, like a bookcase. It's unnatural.

　　Assistant：Yeah, but she looks stunning in the clothes, don't you agree?

　　Photographer：To my eye, like a goddess. To this eye? Bleh. Like a statue. This is retail. It's not editorial. She needs to let go, have fun, loosen up. How's the client going to like the dress if the model doesn't even like herself?

　　Serena：Hey! First of all, you look amazing!

　　Blair：I know.

　　Serena：But look, can I give you a little tip?

　　Blair：How did I know this was coming?

　　Serena：No no look, all you need to do is maybe you could loosen up a little, you know? Shake it out. Maybe you could be goofy,

　　like when we were 10 and we would dance around to "genie in a bottle" in your mom's clothes.

　　Blair：Help me. Help me.

　　Serena：Um okay. Uh...Act like a tiger, okay? Come on. Rawr!

　　Blair：Rawr.

　　Serena：no, no, you gotta roar. Rawr!

　　Blair：Rawr!

　　Serena: Yeah yeah yeah! Give me more tiger! Give me more tiger! You're in that jungle.

　　Blair：Rawr!

　　Serena: You're a savage! Now let's do a prettier one this time, okay? You're Venus in the half shell, right? So just look up...Let's do something crazy like Britney with the umbrella.Okay, Britney with the umbrella. Go!

　　Blair：Rawr! Aah! At the car! At the car! Ooh!

　　Serena: Posh spice in america. Ready? Go!

　　Blair：That's "cyborg spice" to you.

　　Serena: Okay, you gotta pout more and strike. Remember, I taught you the hand on the hip. Strike it and pop. Come on, give me more, give me more, You sexy beast.Oh, it looks so good! You're doing so good! You got it! Look how good you are. Pout, pout, pout.

　　Blair：What are you doing?

　　Serena: Oh, shoot. I gotta go meet Dan.

　　Blair：No you're staying here. I need you. I can't let my mother down.

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　　Dan：Hey, you almost here?

　　Serena: Hey, I'm really really sorry but I'm kind of stuck at this photo shoot with Blair. It's a long story but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.

　　Dan：Oh a photo shoot, huh?

　　Serena: It sounds really superficial, I know. But it's important to her and you know, she's important to me but I'll make it up to you though, I promise.

　　Dan：No it's no big deal really. Don't worry about it.

　　Serena: You're the best. I knew you'd understand. I'll call you later.

　　Dan：Yeah, yeah.

　　Clerk：How many?

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　　Dan：Uh...None.

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　　Bex：You're still here.

　　Rufus：Yeah, I told you I'd wait.

　　Bex：Mm, a man who keeps his word. I like it.

　　Rufus：You get a chance to talk to your client?

　　Bex：I'm back, aren't I? Write me up an invoice.

　　Rufus：Really? That's great.

　　Bex：Well, you're awfully excited. This isn't your first time, is it? Selling a painting.

　　Rufus：Few firsts are left for me. But the artist will be very pleased. She's... been doing other things for a while. It's kind of a big deal for her.

　　Bex：Well for my client too. This is a very special piece.You wouldn't want to...I don't know...celebrate with a drink?

　　Rufus：Um... Actually the previously mentioned excited artist is my wife.

　　Bex：I thought you said the artist lived in Hudson. Long commute.

　　Rufus：She lives there. I don't.

　　Bex：Mm. If the trains ever stop running...

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　　Chuck：Phase three-pub crawl. Five boroughs. 50 pubs... 500 chances to get laid. And remember, don't dip your shillelagh in the wrong pot of gold. Let's go. You can think about your boyfriend inside.

　　Nate：I'm not coming.

　　Chuck：Seriously, Carter Baizen sucks. All right I don't know what spell he's put you under but he's not your friend. He can't be trusted.

　　Nate：And why is that? 'Cause he doesn't believe what you believe in? It's exactly what he said: The money, the drugs, the privileges. They're just keeping us numb so we don't know it's better out there in the real world.

　　Chuck：The real world? Everyone out there wants to be us. We are what you aspire to not run away from.

　　Nate：You really don't get me, do you?

　　Chuck：That dream of yours, you know what is it, really? 'Cause I hear you talk about how you don't want to go to Dartmouth and how you don't want to follow in your father's footsteps. But what exactly do you want?

　　Nate：All I know is it's not this.

　　Chuck：Well, you better discover what "it" is before you throw everything away trying to find it. And where are you going?

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　　Rufus：How was the movie?

　　Dan：Uh, missable... Literally.I don't know about Serena, dad. I can't tell if she's worth it.

　　Rufus：What do you mean?

　　Dan：Well, she's best friends with this girl-Blair waldorf who is basically everything I hate about the upper east side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed,bon mot tossing, label-whoring package of girlie evil.

　　Rufus：No one's that bad.

　　Dan：She is.I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.

　　Rufus：Well, if there's anything I've learned. It's that usually there's something beneath the surface with people like that to make them act the way they do.

　　Dan：Like what-The O.J. in her mimosa was from concentrate, not fresh-squeezed? And what does this say about Serena, that this is her best friend?[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Rufus：I dated a girl like Serena once. Actually, a lot like Serena. And girls like that are challenging. It's true. They're complicated and enigmatic and usually worth it. And the only way you'll know for sure is to jump in with both feet.

　　Dan：What happened with you?

　　Rufus：I swam for a while...Till I drowned.

　　Dan：Oh. Well, that-thanks. That's a great story, dad.

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　　Eleanor：Now get some sleep and I will see you in the morning.We'll go to the photo shoot together.

　　Blair：You haven't done this since I was little.

　　Eleanor：You haven't been in bed by 10:00 since you were little. You looked beautiful tonight, you know?

　　Blair：Really?

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　　Dan：Hello?

　　Serena：How was the movie? Did I miss something amazing?

　　Dan：Even without the movie.

　　Serena：Don't be cocky.I'm calling you with a makeup plan.

　　Dan：Oh, are you now?

　　Serena：I am. How would you like to see what really happens at a fashion shoot?

　　Dan：I'm sorry. This is-this is Dan Humphrey. Are you sure you're not trying to reach my sister?

　　Serena：Look I know it's a girlie offer but chew on this, I'll be there.

　　Dan：Can I bet on that? Because law of averages says I lose my shirt.

　　Serena：Oh come on. It's Blair's shoot so I have to be there for moral support.

　　Dan：Blair? Well, I'm definitely not going now.

　　Serena：Look, she's really not as bad as you think. Besides, she's gonna be so busy with the shoot that you won't even have to see her and since it's so boring on the sidelines. You'll have my full attention. Okay, what if I buy you anything you want

　　from craft service?

　　Dan：I thought craft service was free.

　　Serena：I'll see you in the morning at 8:00. I'm texting you the address. I'm hanging up before thou dost protest again.

　　Dan：Both feet, Humphrey.

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　　Eleanor：What's the emergency apart from my not getting my sleep before the big day, Laurel. And why couldn't we simply have discussed it over the phone? Because if we didn't meet in person,I couldn't show you these.

　　Terry: I don't think this girl is what you're trying to say：Unapproachable, controlled, perfect.

　　Eleanor：She is not unapproachable. She is poised. She's regal.

　　Terry: Look, I know she's your daughter and I don't want to make problems but your girl is rigid like a twig.You know, she's afraid to let you in so your works of art and she fail to achieve. What's the word?

　　Eleanor：Symbiosis.Oh. What can be done at this stage?

　　Terry: Your daughter is beautiful yes but this girl-this girl has it.She is warm like sunshine. She has fun. She will make the clients think if they buy these clothes then they will have fun too.

　　Assistant：But this is your line, Eleanor. It's completely your choice.

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　　Gossip Girl：The rules for a model: The day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient presurgery-No food or drink 12 hours prior, wear comfortable clothing and make sure your affairs are in order. You never know what could go wrong in a flash.

　　Serena：Hey B. You must either be sleeping or already on your way. But I can't wait to see you at the shoot. We're gonna have so much fun!

　　Eleanor：Oh thank god you're awake.

　　Blair：Am I late? Oh my god. Oh my god. Did I oversleep?

　　Eleanor：Darling, I have some bad news.Terry, that fool of a photographer thinks we need to go in a different direction.

　　Blair：With the theme?

　　Eleanor：With the model.

　　Blair：Oh.

　　Eleanor：Darling, I hired these people for their expertise and ultimately, they feel that...we would be doing the brand a disservice.I cannot apologize enough. I know that you were really looking forward to this.

　　Blair：No, I wasn't. I'm-I'm glad I don't have to go. I hate shoots. They're so boring.You should have Alessandra Ambrosio. Not an amateur.

　　Eleanor：We'll have dinner after, yes? Steak frites and crepes at café Des artistes. Just like old times. I will see you later.

　　Blair：Hey S. All right, I hope you're not already there because as it turns out, my modeling career's over faster than Jessica Simpson's acting one. Now that I think about it, maybe we should crash the shoot anyway and see who they replace me with.Make fun of the skinny bitch?

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