Bad News Blair

　　Blair (Leighton Meester) is thrilled when her mother, Eleanor (Margaret Colin), chooses her to be the new face of her clothing line. However, Blair's happiness soon turns to feelings of betrayal and jealousy when Serena (Blake Lively) moves into the spotlight and Blair is finds herself back in Serena's shadow. Meanwhile, Serena and Dan (Penn Badgley) are reminded once again that they come from two very different worlds, and Nate (Chace Crawford) and Chuck (Ed Westwick) indulge in a boys' weekend to blow off steam after Ivy Week. Taylor Momsen, Kelly Rutherford and Matthew Settle also star.The episode, directed by Patrick Norris was written by Joshua Safran.

　　Gossip Girl：Good morning, upper east siders,Gossip girl here.Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

　　Kati：My god! You'll never believe what's on "Gossip Girl"

　　Isabel: Someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.

　　Serena：I thought everything was good between us.

　　Blair：It was... before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

　　Serena：I didn't come back for you.Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you.

　　Dan：You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

　　Serena：Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

　　Rufus：Well, our kids were bound to meet.It's a small island.

　　Lily：Are you sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?

　　Nate：Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us,that we're just gonna end up like our parents?

　　Chuck：Man, that's a dark thought.

　　Captain：Your mother and I didn't work this hard so you can just make things up as you go along.

　　Chuck：It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted. The question is, what do you do now?

　　Blair：I was thinking... total social destruction?

　　Chuck：And here I thought you were getting soft.

　　Blair：It's because of their excellent program that a student here with us today is clean and sober..at least, for now.

　　Dan：She's in rehab?

　　Jenny：No, it's not her. It's her brother who's there.

　　Dan：I know I said something about you and your world and I'm sorry.

　　Blair：Why did you leave without saying good-bye?

　　Serena：I didn't know how to be your friend after what I did. I'm so sorry.

　　Gossip Girl：Spotted in central park: two white flags waving. So what will it be- truce or consequences?

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　　Man：I'm sorry but you're not on the list.

　　Blair：Of course I am. this is my dream!

　　Man：Not anymore.

　　Gossip Girl：Hey, upper east siders. There's nothing gossip girl likes more than a surprise and we hear Blair Waldorf's got a 2-for-1 special：Her mom Eleanor, who just returned from Paris and Serena van der Woodsen, brunch buddies.

　　Serena：Hey! you're up.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Blair：Did we have plans?

　　Eleanor：Darling, it is impolite to interrupt. I was just telling Serena that Bendel's is interested in carrying my line.

　　Blair：Really? Oh, that's fantastic! Why didn't you say something?

　　Eleanor：I came back from Paris early to put together my lookbook and if they like what they see. It could be the beginning

　　of an entire lifestyle collection.

　　Blair：Because more people should be like you, mother.

　　Eleanor：Before you tuck into that,you might find a low-fat yogurt more appealing.

　　Blair：I lost 2 pounds when you were away.

　　Eleanor：And you look marvelous.

　　Serena：Wow, these are beautiful, Mrs. Waldorf.

　　Eleanor：Well, they will be if they're not all squished from traveling.Darling, please. Serena, you have to come back later when everything is unpacked.I would love to hear your thoughts.Uou do have such great personal style.

　　Serena：Oh thank you but I don't think we'll be able to. Blair and I have plans today.

　　Blair：Oh. We do?

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　　Gossip Girl：Serena and Blair might have plans for the day but Nate and Chuck are fully booked for the weekend if they survive it.

　　Chuck：Found it. Piaget.

　　Nate：Can't you just call it a watch?

　　Chuck：If it costs more than 10 grand, it earns a proper name.

　　Nate：How about this? Definitely that.

　　Chuck：Babe Ruth's called shot. The most famous homer he ever hit. Better safe than sorry. Here we go.(Party commences)You've lived through Ivy week and hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice. Now let's ruin those chances.Let me remind you of the rules：As of this moment,there is no outside world that I do not show you.You eat what I provide. Practice what I preach and till I say so.The only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for.

　　Crowd：Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

　　Chuck：Let the lost weekend commence!

　　Man：One, two, three, twins!

　　Chuck：Who brought the sasquatch?

　　Nate：Isn't that Carter Baizen? I haven't seen him since he was a senior and we were in the eighth grade.He looks intense.

　　Chuck：Are you high? He looks like Matthew Mcconaughey between movies. The guy's a loser. Look, anyone who trades their trust fund for a fanny pack, flies in the face of all that is holy to Chuck Bass.

　　Baizen: Nate Archibald, is that you?

　　Nate：Baizen, my man! I heard you went rogue!

　　Baizen: And lived to tell about it.

　　Nate：Hey.

　　Gossip Girl：Seems like someone's itinerary didn't leave room for interlopers. Doesn't Chuck know a party isn't a party until someone crashes?

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　　Serena：Oh god.

　　Blair：I forgot what it was like to be with you.

　　Serena：No, they were looking at both of us.

　　Blair：Don't insult me. It's been like this all morning. Starting with your lovely visit with my mother. She didn't even call me to tell me she was coming home.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Serena：Well, she was busy.She was rushing to get home and everything Because she wanted to see you.

　　Blair：She didn't even wake me up.

　　Serena：Well, you know how Eleanor feels about beauty rest.

　　Blair：She likes you more than me.

　　Serena：She does not. You are her daughter.She doesn't like anyone more than you. She just...I don't know,doesn't know how to show it sometimes.

　　Blair：Okay, I'm going inside. Wait for me. I'll be right back.

　　Serena：Humphrey! Dan! Hey!

　　Dan：Hey!

　　Serena：Oh my god! This is what I love about this city. You're always bumping into people. What are you doing here?

　　Dan：Oh, I'm just on my way back from my mom's. Dropping Jenny off up in Hudson.Picked up a couple of cubans for me and my dad...Sandwiches, not cigars.

　　Serena：Hey, remember you said, we could get together sometime and not talk? I was just wondering is it "sometime" yet?

　　Blair：That was disgusting. The D.O.H. should shut them down.

　　Serena：The bathroom?

　　Blair：No, the people. It's called Nolita, not noshowers.What are you doing here? Do I smell pork? And cheese? Okay well, when you're done with your charity work, why don't you come find me? I'll be at Tory Burch looking at ponchos.

　　Dan：Isn't that the girl that told the entire school and oh several colleges that you had a drug problem?

　　Serena：Yeah.But, you know, Blair can be a little...Blair.

　　Dan：Yeah, yeah.

　　Serena：We're actually trying to work things out. Today's our first day hanging out together alone.

　　Dan：Ooh.

　　Serena：Ooh! So I should probably get back.

　　Dan：Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's...

　　Serena：Yeah.But call me sometime. So we can get together and do that thing you didn't ask me to do.

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　　Nate：So I don't understand.The last time I saw your sister，she said your family had locked you out and you'd fallen off the face of the earth.

　　Baizen: I didn't. I just fell off the face of theirs.But once you turn away from money you see it doesn't buy you freedom, it pays for your prison.They say I disappeared, but all I did was break out.

　　Nate：Where'd you go?

　　Baizen: Where didn't I? I aided the cleanup post-katrina. Spent a year rebuilding Machu Oicchu,Which let me tell you, it's changed my life.I bought an H.D. Cam and started filming it for a documentary--

　　Chuck：You're the guy who gave us our first joint。 Snuck us into our first club and you're gonna tell me the life of Youtube filmmaker is better than this? You invented the lost weekend.

　　Nate：Hey, who cares about a party when you can travel the world?

　　Baizen: Exactly. In the real world, the only thing that matters is who you are, not what you own.

　　Chuck：As much as I love the speech about not needing material things from a guy who has that much product in his hair.This party is about excess not exposition.Stop talking.Start partying. Now here is something that doesn't need material. As a matter of fact, it's about to come off.Who's with me?[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Nate：I think I'm just gonna hang here for a bit.

　　Chuck：Fine. I'd hate to break up a matched set anyway.

　　Baizen: How about we continue this over some cards? None of this crap these kids are playing.Texas hold'em is dead. You know, I'll show you some real action.You know what? I'm in this weekly game in this corner in queens.It goes all night.It's the real deal- high stakes, big money. People with the kind of stories that would put mine to shame.You should-you should come.

　　Nate：Yeah?

　　Baizen: yeah

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　　Eleanor：This one missed her cue at the chloe show because she was throwing up a pear. She was in vera's "vogue" spread.I don't use vera's models.

　　Assistant：None of these are right. Well, that's because you're looking at the high fashion book when you should be looking for a new face-You know, someone who looks good in your clothes.Someone in this book, like I told you.

　　Eleanor：I hate the American apparel effect.

　　Assistant: But they're closer to what you need.They're now, they're hip.

　　Eleanor：If this person is supposed to represent Waldorf designs，you have to find me someone...worthy of the clothes.

　　Assistant: Yeah.

　　Eleanor：Someone like me. Someone like...My daughter.

　　Assistant: Well, why not her? You want your line to represent the Waldorf lifestyle.Who better to represent you than one of your own family?

　　Eleanor：She was my first dress form.

　　Serena：She'd love to!

　　Blair：I would?

　　Assistant: Eleanor?

　　Eleanor：Yes. It's perfect.

　　Assistant: Eleanor Waldorf meet the new face of Waldorf for Bendel's.

　　Gossip Girl：Is that a smile we see on B's lips? The spotlight's on her for once and S Actually helped her get it. I guess miracles can happen.

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　　Serena：It's gonna be so hot. The clothes are gorgeous.

　　Blair：They're all right.

　　Serena：Oh, shut up. They're amazing.

　　Blair：I'm just doing my mom a favor. The hair and makeup test is tonight.

　　Kati：I think this is my best pose.

　　Isabel：That's because you can't see what you look like. You're just a hand model and that's it. The right way is this.

　　Blair：Girls, no.This is how you do it. No no no. Gotta curve your spine forward, elongate.

　　Serena：Oh no. You guys are doing it all wrong.Look, you're missing the key.

　　Blair：Show us.

　　Serena：Look look look. You gotta put the hand on the hip and pop.That's how you gotta do it.

　　Blair：Pop. Pop. No, like this.

　　Serena：Hello? Who's this?

　　Blair：Oh! Who'd dare interrupt the Van der Woodsen as she teaches?

　　Serena：Blair!

　　Blair：I said, "who?"

　　Serena：Give me my phone!

　　Dan：Dan Humphrey.

　　Serena：Who is it?

　　Blair：I'm sorry. The number you've dialed is no longer in service.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Serena：Stop it! Who is it?

　　Blair：I'm doing you a favor.

　　Dan：Look, I can hear you. Can I just please talk to serena?

　　Blair：Apparently you can, cabbage patch.

　　Serena：Come on. Let me have it.

　　Blair：God.

　　Serena：Hello? Dan! Hey. I'm so so sorry about that.

　　Dan：And I'm so so ready to hang up.

　　Serena：Blair was just playing. You have my full attention, I promise.

　　Dan：Good 'cause I was calling to ask you to not talk with me at a movie tonight.

　　Serena：Tonight? Where? What time?

　　Dan：The sunshine 7:00.

　　Serena：I'd love to. Uh, I'll see you there.

　　Dan：See you there.

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　　Rufus：It's complicated, isn't it?

　　Woman: I can't stop staring at it. It's difficult work. I mean that in the best way. It's enigmatic. It reminds me of an early Bacon or Schnabel.

　　Rufus：The artist is in Hudson. I've represented her for sometime. Rufus.

　　Woman: Bex Simon. I've heard a lot about your gallery.I wasn't expecting a piece like this from a former rock star.

　　Rufus：I prefer "one-hit wonder."

　　Simon：What turned you gallerist?

　　Rufus：I've always had artistic pursuits.

　　Simon：We have something in common. I always pursue artists. I've been in Brooklyn all day. Looking for work for a client. I'm a buyer. I didn't think I'd find a piece like this and I don't think it'll be here long.I'd to put it on hold. May O?

　　Rufus：Yeah of course.

　　Simon：What time do you close?

　　Rufus：I'll stay open.

　　Simon：Good.Thank you.

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　　Chuck：What is Carter still doing here?

　　Nate：I invited him.

　　Chuck：Or he invited himself? That is his style.Begging us to break free of our prisons while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze.He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.

　　Nate：And a good ballplayer, if I remember right.You sure you just don't wanna lose to him there, chuck?

　　Carter：Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel, you'd have some skill.

　　Chuck：Look, this is the lost weekend for juniors. Not senior citizens. Go jump into a volcano.

　　Carter：Let's just settle it on the court.

　　Chuck：Let's settle it right now.

　　Nate： Hey, chill out.

　　Chuck：No, this is my game. I pick the players.

　　Carter：I get it. I'll go.

　　Nate：Hey. Hey man. Is that card game tonight?

　　Carter：Yeah.

　　Nate：Hey, text me the address later.

　　Carter：I will.

　　Nate：You didn't have to do that, man.

　　Chuck：Nobody wanted him here.He's an older brother bringing everyone down.

　　Nate：Let's just play some ball.

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