Man：Hey baby, you want to,maybe show me to the bathroom. Get lost somewhere around the coat check?

　　Blair：Well, my answer is usually "never say never". But for you, I'll make an exception.Oh! Who let the hedge fund mafia in here? I thought matchy-matchy was over.

　　Jenny：So Eric's here. Now it's your turn. Truth or dare?

　　Blair：You have to ask.

　　Jenny：I dare you to make out with that guy.

　　Blair：Easy.

　　Jenny：And mean it.

　　Blair：Watch and learn,little Humphrey.

　　Man：I hope Amanda never finds out.

　　Blair：Who's Amanda?

　　Man：Just my girlfriend.

　　Blair：Amanda never has to know,does she?

　　Man：Well, I'm not telling her.

　　Blair：Look what I got. I dare you to call his girlfriend. Her name's Amanda.

　　Jenny：Done and done. Hello? Amanda? Hi. This is Bl- Claire. Yeah, I just had my tongue down your boyfriend's throat and he neglected to tell me you existed until after it was over. Just thought you should know. He's a real catch. Bye.

　　Blair：All right. Sleepover of the year.

　　Gossip Girl：Hey, everybody's gotta start somewhere.Maybe little J isn't so little anymore.

　　*****************************

　　Dan：Oh!

　　Serena：Oh, no!

　　Dan：Game over.You lost fair and square and that's squared.

　　Serena：Oh! Am I really that bad?

　　Dan：There aren't enough words to describe the kind of bad you are.

　　Serena：Well, you promised if I lost again, you'd teach me.

　　Dan：All right. All right. That's a promise I intend to keep. Not just for you,but for dive bars everywhere all across America.All right, come here.Now you have to remember: In pool, it's all about- Take this stick- Remember, it's all about the angles,the right angle, of course.Take the shot.

　　Serena：Okay.

　　Dan：Bring your hand back ... Here.

　　Serena：Right.

　　Dan：And, wait. Oh okay. Hold on. You gotta be slow and just follow through. All right?

　　Serena：Oh! Oh! This is my song. Finally.

　　Dan：I didn't know you liked this kind of music.

　　Serena：I think we've already established the things you don't know about me.

　　Dan：Oh, other than you're total lack of pools skills. What else?

　　Serena：That I'm having the best time right now?

　　Dan：That I knew.

　　Serena：There's something vibrating in your pocket and I really hope it's your phone.

　　Dan：Hold on. Oh, it's my dad. He knows I'm with you. He wouldn't call if it wasn't important.

　　Serena：Oh yeah, of course.Take it.

　　Dan：Hello? What? No no no, he's not. Serena left her phone at the hotel?

　　Serena：What? What's up?

　　Dan：Yeah yeah yeah.Dad, she's standing right here next to me. We'll take care of it.

　　Serena：Wait, take care of what?

　　Dan：Slight change of plans.

　　Serena：No! No no. No change of plans. I like this plan of you.Teaching me the angles.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Dan：I know.

　　Serena：Remember, cute girl with total lack of pool skills?

　　Dan：I remember. So does the table.

　　Serena：Come on, what could it possibly be? That's more important than this right here? Can't it wait till tomorrow?

　　Dan：Actually, it can't. You need to call your brother right now.

　　*****************************

　　Rufus：Hey. I was just about…

　　Lily：So I made some calls but as it turns out, none of my people know

　　your people. Shocking, but true. Either "Dan Humphrey" is an alias or your son is not very popular. Regardless, I need that number.

　　Rufus：I realized when I got off the phone with you that I could've been

　　a little bit more understanding.

　　Lily：You think…

　　Rufus：I called Dan.

　　Lily：Thank you.

　　Rufus：And your son's not with them.

　　Lily：He's not?

　　Rufus：But Serena got Eric on the phone and he's okay. And dan said they would phone when they were all together.

　　Lily：Yeah, and you didn't think to call and tell me all of this?

　　Rufus：I was just about to. Now I hate to say this, but why don't you sit and wait here? We should hear from them soon.

　　Lily：Fine.And I'll pass on a glass of that non-premium liquor that you're drinking. But I will take something to eat.Thank you for offering.What? You still know how to cook, don't you?

　　*****************************

　　Dan: Do you see Jenny or your brother?

　　Serena：No.

　　Amanda：Are you her? Are you claire?

　　Serena：What? No.

　　Dan: Uh, are you sure we're in the right place?

　　Serena：Yeah.

　　Dan: Come on.

　　Amanda：Where is she?

　　Man：Hey! Whoa, whoa. Baby. What? Who? I'm here at the club with the guys.Hey! Excuse me. Hello. Where's my phone?

　　Dan: Hey hey, let go of her.

　　Man：Who the hell are you?

　　Blair：Your phone is at our table.If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place,you would've seen that.

　　Amanda：I'm gonna kill you.

　　Blair：Oh, you must be amanda, right? Well, I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig.

　　Serena：Wait. Hey, hey. Back off of her, okay?

　　Blair：I don't need you to defend me.

　　Jenny：It wasn't even her who called you. It was me.

　　Dan: Jenny?

　　Amanda：So she's the one with the tongue?

　　Dan: Tongue? Tongue- What are you even doing here? You're supposed to be at a sleepover.

　　Amanda：You made out with a girl from a sleepover.

　　Dan: You made out with him?

　　Man：Wait, I made out with her.

　　Blair：It was a dare.

　　Amanda：A dare? What are you, children?

　　Dan: Yeah, pretty much. She's 14?!

　　Amanda & Her boyfriend：14?!

　　Man：Jesus. No, I swear I had no idea, baby. I mean, look at her. I mean, she's jailbait.

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　　Dan: What-what's that?

　　Jenny：Dan, stay out of it, okay? You're just causing more problems than you're solving.

　　Dan: The only thing is the cocktail napkin you're wearing.

　　Man：You got it. That's what I'm talking about.

　　Dan: You're not talking about anything.

　　Serena：Dan! Hey!

　　Security：All right, all you out before I call the cops.

　　Dan: All right, all right.

　　Eric: Hey, Serena. See? I told you everything was okay.

　　Dan: Let's go, come on.

　　Serena：Eric, come on.

　　Gossip Girl：Spotted：Big brother to the not-quite rescue. Too bad no one told him you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.

　　**************************

　　Rufus：What's wrong with the sauce?

　　Lily：Oh nothing, I'm just so happy to have a home-cooked meal.It just needs a little salt.

　　Rufus：What? It's perfect.

　　Lily：No, just a-just a pinch.

　　Rufus：You haven't changed a bit. You always have to be in control.

　　Lily：Well, I don't remember you complaining.

　　Rufus：Well, I wasn't allowed to. It was one of your rules.

　　Lily：Yeah well, I may hold the reins a little tight but life is complicated,especially once you have kids.You know, when they're little, you're their whole world and then one day,the wall goes up and you're on one side and they're on the other.

　　Rufus：Well, they don't like to admit it but they want us to break through.

　　Lily：Yeah well, maybe Serena but Eric- I don't know what he wants.

　　Rufus：You're off concerning about a 14-year-old boy breaking curfew.

　　Lily：Well, it's not my curfew he's breaking. He's been staying at the Ostroff Center.

　　Rufus：Ostroff Center?

　　Lily：mm-hmm. Yeah.

　　Rufus：Is it drugs? Drinking?

　　Lily：Um no, he's not a bad kid. He's just a lonely one.

　　Rufus：It's depression? Is it bad?

　　Lily：Bad enough to try to kill himself.

　　Rufus：I'm sorry.

　　Lily：No, I don't know why. I don't know what I did or I didn't do, but... I just don't know what to do to make sure it doesn't happen again.

　　Rufus：All you can do is be there for them.

　　Lily：Oh, I hope that's Dan or Serena.

　　Rufus：Hello? Hey great. Uh, yeah. Actually, I can tell her. His mother's here with me. It's a long story. Sounds good. Take care. So he's with Dan and Serena and everyone's fine.

　　Lily：All right, I should go meet them.

　　Rufus：I'll wrap this up.

　　Lily：No. You know what? This isn't gonna travel well. Why don't I just stay here and I can eat it quickly?

　　Rufus：It would be a shame to let it go to waste.

　　***************************

　　Serena：What were you thinking?

　　Blair：He was bored. He wanted to get out and have some fun.

　　Serena：So you took him to a bar?

　　Blair：He didn't do anything wrong. I thought you'd be happy.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Serena：Well, I'm not, okay? I can't believe that you did this.

　　Erica：Hey, I wasn't kidnapped, Serena. I left of my own free will. Blair was trying to do me a favor.

　　Blair：Told you.

　　Serena：Well, it's no favor, Eric. You're in a lot of trouble.

　　Erica：Yeah, I know. And you know what? It was worth it...to be out after dark and to talk to someone who isn't just you or mom even if it is Blair. No offense.

　　Blair：None taken.

　　Serena：Well, I'm sorry this was the only way. We'll work on mom, okay?

　　Erica：Thanks.

　　Serena：And since she knows you're okay, I guess there's no real reason to rush. How about we walk?

　　Blair：Oh, call me.

　　Serena：Yeah, I will.

　　Blair：I was talking to Eric.

　　***************************

　　Dan：What is wrong with you? This is not who you are.

　　Jenny：And who are you right now? Dad?

　　Dan：Uh, we are not doing this right now. We can do this at home. Let's go.

　　Jenny：Except I'm not going home. I'm going with my friends.

　　Blair：Coming, Jenny?

　　Jenny：Yeah. One second. Look, all right, I'm sorry that things got out of hand tonight.

　　Dan：To say the least.

　　Jenny：I know who Blair and those girls are but I know who I am and I'm not gonna forget that just 'cause I hang out with them.

　　Blair：Come on! We're leaving!

　　Jenny：I'm coming! Just let me go. Please? I mean, look, I'll be tucked

　　in bed in a half-hour.I promise.

　　Dan：All right,all right. Yeah, go ahead.

　　Jenny：Thank you.

　　Serena：Hey.

　　Dan：Hey.

　　Serena：I… I gotta take him back to the center. So we should probably just call it a night.

　　Dan：What? No no. I'll go with you.

　　Serena：No, it's okay. You don't have to.

　　Dan：I want to. Come on. Let's go.

　　***************************

　　Gossip Girl：This just in "truth or dare" has gone into overtime.Looks like no one told little J that you don't beat a Waldorf at her own game.

　　Jenny：You want me to steal the jacket from the mannequin?

　　Blair：That's right.

　　Jenny：Blair,it's your mom's store. I mean, you could have anything you want.

　　Blair：So can you...unless you don't want to, which is totally understandable and I wouldn't judge you for that.

　　Jenny：I don't get it.

　　Blair：Then you don't have to do it. It's just a shame 'cause you've come so far.

　　Jenny：The jacket?

　　Blair：Just the jacket. Oh god. Five, four, three, two, one. Okay come on, run.

　　Jenny：Guys! Come back! Let me out!

　　*******************************

　　Lily：Are you still the same guy you were when I took this photo?

　　Rufus：What? You took that photo? You weren't even at that show.

　　Lily：Oh, excuse me. If I remember,the first song was about me. The second one was about your motorcycle and then there was the one about that surf town. What was it?[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Rufus：Sayulita.

　　Lily：Sayulita.

　　Rufus：Fishermen's town.

　　Lily：Was that the one with the villa where we... yes, indeed it was. God,I must have taken eight rolls of film that night.

　　Rufus：Why did you give up photography anyway? You loved it so much.

　　Lily：Well, I guess I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling. I even remember the black dress I wore that night.

　　Rufus：Really?

　　Lily：Yeah.

　　Rufus：You know, I think it may have actually been blue.

　　Lily：I thought you said you didn't remember me being there.

　　Rufus：Can you grab that, lil? And if it's my son be nice to him.

　　Lily：Hello, Humphrey residence. Hi, Alison. Yeah, it's Lily. Yeah. Hold on. Just...

　　Rufus：Alison?

　　Lily：Looks like you're gonna have some explaining to do.

　　Rufus：Trust me, I don't owe Alison any explanation right now.

　　Lily：You know what? I've overstayed my welcome.

　　Rufus：Okay. I hope everything turns out all right.

　　Lily：Yeah, me too. Thanks for babysitting me and thank you for being such a good friend.

　　Rufus：Yeah. It was almost fun.

　　Lily：Good night, Rufus.

　　********************************

　　Cop：I'm gonna need you to show me some form of identification, miss.

　　Jenny：I'm only 14. I don't have any.

　　Cop：What are you doing out at this hour?

　　Jenny：I um...

　　Cop：What's your name?

　　Jenny：My name is Blair Waldorf. This is my mother's shop. Her name is Eleanor. I left my jacket here earlier, I mean, which irritates my mother to no end.And I completely forgot about the alarm.

　　Cop：All right, what's your home phone number so we can call her?

　　Jenny：Oh, she's not home. I mean, she's in paris until thursday. It's six hours ahead if you want to call. She's gonna be so angry.

　　Cop：Well look, we can't just let you go without confirming your story.

　　Jenny：I have my own set of keys. You can watch me lock up.

　　********************************

　　Dan：Well, I can see why your brother would want to leave. That place is very depressing.

　　Serena：And yet, it's designed to treat depression.

　　Dan：He's a good kid-Eric. He is.

　　Serena：Yeah. Jenny's not so bad either.

　　Dan：Yeah?

　　Serena：Yeah.

　　Dan：Yeah, I know. I know. I just worry about her sometimes.

　　Serena：Well, worry looks cute on you. Look, I've seen Jenny in action and my hunch is she doesn't let herself get pushed in anything she doesn't want to do.

　　Dan：No, I know. I know. It's just... she's never mentioned that her idea of a great friday night consists of painting her face full of makeup and stumbling out to a hip bar in high heels and hanging out with a bunch

　　of drunk wall streeters who don't even care if she has a name.

　　Serena：Well, maybe that wasn't her idea for a great friday night.[page]分页标题[/page]

　　Dan：What do you mean?

　　Serena：It's okay for her to want to be friends with the people she goes to school with.

　　Dan：Why? I'm not.

　　Serena：And if you made half the effort she did, maybe we would've met

　　a long time ago.

　　Dan：That's true.

　　Serena：Then so maybe you would've kissed me already.

　　Dan：No five-star restaurants. No town car.

　　Serena：No smoky pool hall or bad '80s music.

　　Dan：Looks like we finally found common ground.

　　********************************

　　Erica：Hey, mom. Sorry about tonight.

　　Lily：No, we'll talk about it in the morning after you've had a good night's

　　sleep in your own bed.

　　Erica：I'm going home?

　　Lily：I'm not sure exactly how this is gonna work, you know.

　　Erica：Hey, I'm not worried. It's a good thing I didn't unpack.

　　********************************

　　Jenny：Catch.

　　Blair：Jenny? Looks like you came to play after all. You know which trundle bed is yours.Sleep tight. You've earned it.

　　Jenny：Actually, I'm going home but thanks for inviting me. It was a blast.

　　Blair：What do you mean you're going home? Nobody ever leaves a sleepover.

　　Jenny：Well, I guess there's firsts for everything. Oh, and I'm keeping

　　the jacket if that's okay with you. Monday? Lunch on the steps?

　　Blair：Done and done.

　　Gossip Girl：Word is Jenny Humphrey killed at Blair Waldorf's sleepover.It was a debut the likes of which haven't been seen since Blair herself. If Blair's gotta watch her back, Serena's needs to keep an eye on her heart.We hear it may have been stolen by lonely boy. Putting out an A.P.B. Gossip girl.

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