幽默的方法很多，一句话的幽默，你能辨析出来么？

　　1、I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of naturalcauses.

　　自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

　　2、Garden Rule:When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not avaluable plant is to pull on it.If it comes out of the ground easily,it is avaluable plant.

　　园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。

　　3、The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

　　如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。

　　4、Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used  to?

　　你是否注意到，这年头，自从有了数码摄录机，就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。

　　5、How is it one care less match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?

　　不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。

　　6、Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,and drink what ever comes out?"

　　不知道是谁第一个看见母牛，就敢说：“我要使劲挤一挤那两排倒吊着的玩意儿，流出来的是啥俺就喝啥”？

　　7、Wh owas the first person to say,"See that chicken there?I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

　　不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡，就敢说：“看见那只鸡没有？我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。”

　　8、Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

　　胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊