女人篇: What Women Say and What They Mean

    If you (men) have a good knowledge of these WORDS WOMEN USE, you have a better than average chance of actually surviving a negative encounter.

    如果男人能很好地掌握这些“女士用语”，那么就会有更大的把握化险为夷。

    1. FINE：很好

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    争吵中，如果女人说了这个词，就意味着她觉得自己很对，你该闭嘴了。

    2. FIVE MINUTES：5分钟

    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    女人换衣服时，5分钟相当于半小时。如果她给你5分钟的时间看球赛然后帮她整理房间的时候，那么5分钟就是5分钟而已。

    3. NOTHING：没什么

    This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

    没什么意味着“有什么”，而且麻烦大了，所以你要保持警觉。女人说“没什么”的时候通常是在想怎么来来回回折腾你。“没什么”一般表示一场争论要持续“五分钟”，还会以“很好”作为结束。

    4. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)：往下说（同时挑起眉毛）

    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

    这意味着一种挑战。女人说这话时会因为“没什么”而心烦意乱，然后再以“很好”这个词来结束对话。

    5. GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)：往下说（同时表情正常）

    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    这意味着“我不管了”或者“想干什么就干吧，我可不在意”。然而数分钟后，你就会听到“挑起眉毛的‘往下说’”，紧接着是“没什么”和“很好”，而且她会和你谈大概“五分钟”的时间，直到她冷静下来。

    6. LOUD SIGH：大声叹息

    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".liuxuepaper.com