If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
    可是如果你完全不吃醋, 她又会认为你根本不爱她。
                 
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    你如你试图对她调情, 她会认为你不尊重她。
                 
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
    但要是你一直规规矩矩的, 她又会觉得你不喜欢她。
                 
    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    你若是迟到一分钟, 她会抱怨等的多累多苦。
                 
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
    要是她自己迟到了, 她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的。
               
    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
    如果你去找你的朋友, 她说你乱花时间。
                 
    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
    如果是她, 她会说 "喔, 这很自然啊, 女孩子都是这样。
                 
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她会到处说你这人很冷漠。
                 
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
    如果你经常吻她, 她会大叫说你吃她豆腐。
                 
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她, 那你这人缺乏道德。

    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
    要是你小心照顾她过马路, 她又会说这是男人的花招。

    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    你若是凝视某个女人, 她会指责你是到处对女生调情。

    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
    如果是其他男人瞪着她看, 她会说他们只是欣赏而已。liuxuepaper.com