课程总结：拥有希曼卡通里面的玩具周边以及服饰内衣内裤之类的会不会真的让男孩子变成同性恋呢？这是一桩很复杂的问题，但一句话回答：是的。
总结原文：As regards the above question, it’s a very complex matter, but in a word: yes. (For more on depictions of homosexuality in '80s cartoons, please see Care Bears。)
教材：忍者神龟
教材：忍者神龟
课程主题：爱普尔·奥尼尔真的很赞！(April O'Neil is really hot。)
课程大意：红发黄衫，同住在地底下的非人类一起吃批萨吃得欢，甚至不介意同穿着粉红色和服的老耗子一起出门。说真的，这女孩子是怪胎。
课程原文：She’s got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and gets down with an thropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing to do with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O’Neil. She doesn’t even mind hanging with that old man-rat wearing a pink kimono! This girl is a freak, for real. I’ve got one word for you dude: cowabunga. Cowabunga that chick in your underground lair all night long。
课程总结：要是你称呼自己的女朋友为“兄弟”或者只吃批萨不吃别的，你女朋友不生气才怪咧！
总结原文：Mistakenly thought our girlfriend would be cool with it if we called them dude or ate nothing but pizza。
教材：变形金刚
课程主题：不小心点的话，机器人会把我们都杀绝的。(If we’re not careful, robots will kill us all。)
课程大意：老实告诉你吧，要真的有一天机器们把人类挤下食物链顶端的时候，我们大概都会站在两边满腔热情地挥舞着博派的小旗子。现实一点好不好，被外星汽车吃掉很挫诶。
课程原文：This is a humbling lesson for any child to learn, but an easy one to accept, consideringTransformers was one of the coolest cartoons of the '80s. Would the Unabomber have renounced his violent ways if he were to witness the sheer stunning spectacle that is Grimlock? Hard to say, since he didn’t have a TV. But we will tell you one thing: when machines replace humans at the top of the food chain, we’ll be standing on the sidelines, waving our Autobot flag with fervent pride. Because, let’s face it, getting eaten by an alien car would suck。
课程总结：这就是为什么我们不开本田车，还有睡前必须给电视机罩上罩子。
总结原文：The reason we stay away from Priuses and make our TV wear a blindfold when we sleep at night。