Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　When two's company, three's the result!

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！