好女人不漂亮。漂亮女人不好。又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了……听香港四大才子之一蔡澜先生为你一一道出女人的真相……

　　The nice women are ugly.

　　好女人不漂亮。

　　The beautiful women are not nice.

　　漂亮女人不好。

　　The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.

　　又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。

　　The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.

　　又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。

　　The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.

　　不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身贫寒。

　　The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we are

　　only after their lordliness.

　　不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是他们的权势。

　　The beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.

　　而没有权势但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的权势。

　　The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don't think we

　　are clever enough.

　　不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明。

　　The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhat clever and have lordl

　　iness have a lot of pursuers.

　　又好又聪明又出身高贵又觉得我们聪明的女人都有很多追求者。

　　The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some lordliness and

　　thank God are clever are ALWAYS MAINTAIN MANY CANDIDATES!!!!!

　　又好又漂亮又出身高贵而且又聪明的女人总是脚踩几条船。

　　The women who always maintain many candidates, automatically complain us when we

　　stand off them.

　　那些脚踩几条船的女人一旦我们疏远她们就对我们充满怨言抱怨。

　　NOW，WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS WOMEN?

　　现在，到底有谁了解女人这东西？