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世界上最搞笑的十大离婚理由(2)

时间:2010-03-27来源:英语作文网栏目:双语阅读作者:作文地带 英语作文收藏:收藏本文
2001年,一名中国妇女向丈夫提出离婚诉讼,理由是她的丈夫在一次不慎失言后,家里的宠物八哥开始不断重复他的话。据《新民晚报》报道,这名妇女最先开始怀疑是在她探亲一个月后,回到家中,鸟儿开始重复这两个词,

2001年,一名中国妇女向丈夫提出离婚诉讼,理由是她的丈夫在一次不慎失言后,家里的宠物八哥开始不断重复他的话。据《新民晚报》报道,这名妇女最先开始怀疑是在她探亲一个月后,回到家中,鸟儿开始重复这两个词,而她认为这是鸟儿在丈夫同秘密情人的电话中学到的。她说,像是“离婚”、“我爱你”和 “忍耐”这几个词已经越来越频繁,而且还掺杂着懒散的呢喃。她带着她的案件和她的鸟到当地的律师事务所咨询,希望它可以出庭作证指认丈夫。但是律师对鸟类的证词可以影响法院判决一事并不乐观。这位妻子提出离婚,但是理由很奇怪,很显然,证鸟在中国的法庭中很难被接受。

3. The Woman who got divorced after her parrot started repeating "Divorce" and "Be Patient"

In 2001, a Chinese woman launched divorce proceedings against her husband after the family's pet mynah bird reportedly spilled the beans on his marital indiscretions. According to the Xinmin Evening News, the woman first suspected something was amiss when the bird began repeating words apparently picked up from her husband's secret telephone calls to his lover after she returned from a month-long visit to her parents. She said words such as "divorce", "I love you", and "be patient" had become an increasingly frequent feature of the feathered telltale's idle twitterings。

She took her case -- along with the bird -- to a local law office for consultation, hoping it would testify in court against her husband; lawyers however told her they were not optimistic that the bird's testimony would sway the court. The wife filed for divorce but, for some bizarre reason, evidence from a bird was apparently not admissible in Chinese courts。

4.结婚60年的81岁丈夫深陷“情人门”

83岁的德国老太要与结婚了60年的丈夫离婚,原因是他在工作时被抓到同情人发生性关系。Georg Meister30岁时在工作中认识了他的情人。事件发生源于,他们在一个中心办事处匆匆相会时忘记了拉窗帘。他的妻子Ruth被告知,她的丈夫已经从自己家中搬到了仅有两个大门之隔的情人家中去住了。这对夫妻是在60年前,盟军的炸弹落在波恩的时候认识的,到现在已经有了三个孩子。

4. The 81-year-old husband who got caught with his mistress after 60 years

An 83-year-old German woman, divorced her 81-year-old husband after 60 years of marriage because he was caught having sex with his mistress at work. Georg Meister met his lover, 30 years younger, at work. The affair was exposed when they forgot to pull the curtains while having a 'quickie' in one of the centre's offices. His wife Ruth who was told about her husband's antics threw him out of their home and he moved in with his younger lover who lives just two doors down the road. The divorce court heard the couple had met over 60 years ago as Allied bombs fell on Bonn and have since raised three children together。

5.女子同丈夫离婚只因为他太爱干净了

2009年4月,一名德国妇女提出与丈夫离婚,因为她受够了丈夫用一切时间做清洁。这位妻子在丈夫时时都在打扫、整理和重新安排家具中度过了15年的婚姻生活,但是,当这位丈夫因为住所的墙脏了,而决定推倒重建时,她的忍耐力终于被击垮了。

5. The Wife who divorced her man for cleaning too much

In April 2009, a German woman divorced her husband because she was “fed up” with him cleaning everything all the time. The wife got through 15 years of marriage putting up with the man’s penchant for doing household chores, tidying up and rearranging the furniture, but she ran out of patience when he knocked down and rebuilt a wall at their home when it got dirty。

6.丈夫抛弃了谎报年龄的夫人

广西壮族自治区林县,一名谎报了年龄的罗姓女子在十年的婚姻生活后被丈夫抛弃。当岑提出结婚时罗已经30岁,但是她谎称自己只有24岁,2007年,意识到妻子的欺骗后,岑提出了离婚诉讼,并希望法庭可以批准他的请求

6. The Husband who dumped his lady over lie about her age

A woman surnamed Luo, who lied about her age, was dumped by her husband after 10 years of marriage in Shanglin County, the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region. Luo, who was 30 when husband-to-be Cen asked her to marry him, told him she was just 24. In 2007, Cen filed for divorce after realizing he had been duped and the court granted his wish。liuxuepaper.com

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