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有史以来最经典的愚人节玩笑

时间:2010-04-07来源:英语作文网栏目:双语故事作者:英语作文 英语作文收藏:收藏本文
愚人节,大家自己小打小闹,发发短信,整蛊老师,这都不算啥。难得的是全民娱乐,全国甚至全世界的人都被忽悠,这才叫大手笔。而且啥都敢说,从面条树到万有引力消失,由权威人士出面忽悠,不由你不上当啊。

愚人节,大家自己小打小闹,发发短信,整蛊老师,这都不算啥。难得的是全民娱乐,全国甚至全世界的人都被忽悠,这才叫大手笔。而且啥都敢说,从面条树到万有引力消失,由权威人士出面忽悠,不由你不上当啊。

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

瑞士面条树

spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumperspaghetticrop. It accompanied this announcement with footageof Swiss peasants pulling strandsof spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprigof spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best."

1957年愚人节BBC新闻中说,瑞士的面条树大丰收,农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗,打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。BBC对此的回复是:把一根面条插在番茄酱里,然后就等着吧。

面条树都有人信,不知道摇钱树有没有人信?

Sidd Finch

虚拟棒球天才

Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookiepitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monasteryunder the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton.

1985年愚人节,运动画刊杂志发布一条假消息,称一个名为Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手,能投出168mph时速的球,比当时记录高出65mph;而且这位新人之前都没有玩过棒球!他在一个西藏的寺庙里学会了投球的艺术。大批棒球粉丝因此被骗。其实这个只是文章作者瞎编的。

要在中国,你说男足出了一个天才,谁信?

Instant Color TV

即时彩色电视

image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylonstocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

1962年愚人节,当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道,而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在新闻中说,彩色电视已经研发成功,用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人信了。

The Taco Liberty Bell

塔可自由钟

Taco Liberty Bell1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.liuxuepaper.com

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