A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan。 He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey,...
The first of April is commonly known as April Fools’ Day, and it is customarily on this day to play a trick on a friend. If your friend falls into the trap, then he or she is an April Fool.It isn’t only children that like such jokes. Grownups like such pr...
Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 来源:网络...
A YOUNG blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still...
愚人节,大家自己小打小闹,发发短信,整蛊老师,这都不算啥。难得的是全民娱乐,全国甚至全世界的人都被忽悠,这才叫大手笔。而且啥都敢说,从面条树到万有引力消失,由权威人士出面忽悠,不由你不上当啊。...
Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong. On April 1 my father and I bought a lot o...
liuxuepaper Editor's Note:本文主要介绍了,愚人节相关的英语作文、愚人节由来及对中国人过西方愚人节的看法,以及关于愚人节开玩笑的英语作文范文多篇供您参考。 愚人节英语作文:April Fool 愚人节 Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather w...
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Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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