A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
千万记得别抽烟
候診室裡坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，
他滿面愁容的說：「醫生，怎麼辦？我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油！
醫生回答他說：「喔..沒關係啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！
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