A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

　　"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

　　The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
　　The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

　　Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

　　The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!"

　　The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

　　Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

　　The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."

　　The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

　　"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

　　He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

　　"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

　　"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

　　一位警官正在询问三位想成为侦探的金发女郎。为了测试她们辨别嫌疑犯的技巧，他让其中一位看一张照片，五秒钟后把照片藏了起来。

　　“这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样能把他再认出来？”

　　这位美女回答，“这太容易了，他只有一只眼睛，我一下就能认出他来！”

　　警官说，“喔……嗯……那是因为这只是他的侧面。”

　　警官被这个荒谬的答案搞的有点不知所措，他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃，五秒钟后问道，“这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎样才能把他认出来？”

　　女郎咯咯地傻笑，撩了撩自己的头发说，“哈！他太容易被认出来了，因为他只有一只耳朵！”

　　警官恼怒地叫起来，“你们两个是怎么搞的？他当然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵，因为这是他的侧面像！这就是你们最好的答案吗？”

　　他很泄气地给第三位女郎看了照片，很不耐烦地问她，“这是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样再认出他来？”他迅速又补充了一句，“在给我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想。”liuxuepaper.com