An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
“My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?”
“Yes,” said the Navy brat.
“My dad has built them.”
Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?”
“Yes.”
“It's my dad who’s killed it!”
一个陆军的小孩正在对一个海军的孩子吹嘘自己的老爸有多牛。
“我爸是工兵，他什么都会，你知道阿尔卑斯山吗？”
“知道啊，”海军的孩子回答。
“那是我爸修的！”
这时海军的孩子说话了，“那么你知道死海吗？”
“知道啊。”
“那是我爸打死的！”
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