A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.

　　Finally, his exasperated partner say, “Why are you taking so long? Just hit the blasted Ball!!!”

　　The guy answers, “Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

　　“Ah, forget it man, you’re never gonna hit her from here…”

　　一个高尔夫球手准备开球已经好长时间了。他往上看看，往下看看，测量了一下距离，又计算了适当的风向和风速。这弄得他的搭档简直要发疯了。

　　最后，恼怒已极的搭档终于开口了，“你干吗搞那么长时间啊？只要击出那个该死的球就行了嘛！！！”

　　球手说，“你瞧，我老婆正在会所那里看着我打球呢，我想打出完美的一杆”。

　　“啊，你想都别想，老兄，在这里，你休想击中她。。。”