A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up real early that morning and took a nap.

　　While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

　　Along came the Game Warden in his boat, pulled up alongside the woman's boat and asked her what she's doing?

　　She said, "Reading my book."

　　The Game Warden told her she was in a restricted fishing area and she explained that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "

　　"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.

　　"But I haven't even touched you," said the Game warden.

　　"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment," said the woman.

　　一对夫妇去北边的一个旅游胜地度假。丈夫喜欢钓鱼，而妻子喜欢看书。一天上午丈夫早早就起床去钓鱼，回来后就想打个盹儿。

　　丈夫睡觉的时候，妻子决定自己划船出去。她对这个湖不太熟悉，所以划出去不远就抛下锚停好船，开始看书。

　　这时一个渔猎巡警划着船过来了，他把船停靠在这位妇女的船边，问她在干什么。

　　她说，“我在看书。”

　　渔猎巡警告诉她现在她正位于禁止钓鱼区，妇女解释说自己没有在钓鱼。对此巡警回答说，“但你带了所有的装备，据我所知你随时可以开始钓鱼。我只好拘留你并给你发传票。”

　　“如果你这样做的话，我会控告你对我进行性侵犯。”妇女说。

　　“可是我连碰都没有碰你一下，”渔猎警长说。

　　“没错，但你带了所有的装备。据我所知你随时可以开始对我进行性侵犯。”妇女说。