After inflating the playground balls, our school custodian, a classical music fanatic, had an odd habit of writing the names of famous composers on them. No one seemed particularly bothered by this behavior except for one parent volunteer.
　　"Can you believe this?" she said, thrusting a basketball under my nose. "Some kid wrote his name on all the balls!"
　　"Who was it?" I asked.
　　"Aaron Copland."

　　我们学校的管理员是一名疯狂的古典音乐爱好者。他有一个古怪的习惯，每次在给运动场的球打上气之后，他都要在球上面写上一些著名作曲家的名字。 似乎没有人对这种行为感到特别的烦，除了这一次，一位家长志愿者说，“你能相信这样的事？” 她把一个篮球塞到我鼻子底下。“有个小孩把他的名字写上了所有的球上了！”“谁”？
　　“Arron Copland”。

　　注：Arron Copland是知名的美国作曲家

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