8 things you'll never hear a man say

8) Here honey, you use the remote.
给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。

7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！

6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
哦！安东尼·巴德拉斯和布拉德·皮特？我一定要看那部电影！

5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？

4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。

3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。）

2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。

1) We never talk anymore.
人家再也不跟你说话了啦！