A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
一个家伙去看心理医生。 “医生，我一直有这样一些交替反复出现的梦。首先我梦到自己是一个帐篷，然后我又梦到自己是另一个帐篷，然后我是一个帐篷，然后我又是另一个帐篷。它把我弄疯狂了。到底出了什么问题吗？”医生回答说：“这很简单。你是两顶帐篷啊。”
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