Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点？ After a few month...

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One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if ...

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I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. And how much are they then? I asked, pointing to another tray. You, sir, replied the jeweler, about three whist...

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A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer. Imitate birds, the man said. Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen. Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and f...

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Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight. Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box. Dan: Im teaching him ho...

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A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,Its impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed! Then the boy...

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Not Having It All Cut Off Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and he often went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. This was against the rules since clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Bill was at...

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Carrots How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?...

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New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young t...

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A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in...

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