Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven.
Eight martyrs, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins needed, stat.
My guess is some of the lower ranking guys might not be getting a full compliment if you know what I'm saying.
I think the cherry orchard may have a couple bruised fruits.
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