3 Women There are three women , the first one goes to the doctor for a checkup and takes her shirt off. The doctor notices an imprint of an H on her chest and says Why is there an H on your chest? and the girl says, becasue my boyfriend goes to Harvard an...

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Three Men At A Bar There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar. The English man says I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags then says the thing is I didn't realised she smoked The Scots man then says ...

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101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your...

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Barbie Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box....

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Extremely contagious A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,...

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Mashed Potatoes A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinne...

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Old Man An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the...

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Shopping Spree Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushes into the nearest pharmacy and gives her prescription to the phar...

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The Old Spinnster On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must ...

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Boyfriends and Husbands Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A:45 minutes....

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