Old Folks

An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She said what do you think I could do at my age to make money? He did not care what she came up with but still insisted that it was up to her. So that night, she decided to "sell herself". She got all dressed up and went out on the corner by their house and never came home until the next day at noon. When she was done, she proudly gave him 12 dollars and 5 cents. He asked her who gave her 5 cents??? She told him, every single one of them!
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