Have a Lemon There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. The priest said, Confess your sins and be forgiven. The young woman said, Last night my boyfriend ma...

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Teenage Pregnancy An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and cryin...

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Daddy Has Two A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, Does anyone know what this is? And little Johnny says, Yes, my dad has 2 of them! And the teacher says, Are y...

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Rectum Stretcher This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top of a bridge, sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks What's the hurry? The gu...

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A Dozen Condoms A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured ...

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Not so perfect cards Cards for the not so perfect relationship: You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I neve...

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Tennis ball One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the lig...

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Dont Fart In Bed! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her ...

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Surprising Helen Keller How Do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet....

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The Elderly Couple A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There is ...

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