A kid goes into his mom’s room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his
dad.
He asks:
"What are you doing to dad, mom?"
She says:
"I'm helping him exercise to lose weight!"
"Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier and our
neighbor comes in everyday when you leave and blows him back up with her
mouth."
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