类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:26
Our family was dazzled by the sights and the bustling crowds during a visit to Manhattan. "This is the city that never sleeps," I told my eleven-year-old daughter. "That's probably because there's a Starbucks on every corner," she observed. 一次，在曼哈顿参观，看着高楼...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:25
The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:25
The son of a friend graduated from high school, so I sent a card to congratulate him. I enclosed money and scribbled some words of wisdom inside. He sent me a note back saying, "Thank you for the gift. Also thank you for the advice. My mom always told me ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:25
Life after Death 死后重生 " Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. " Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. " After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:24
One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral. No problem, I told him. Make it up the following week. That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral. "You'll have to take the test early ne...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:24
你的身边有雷人么？有没有把你雷得外焦里嫩的时候？看看如下这些最新流行的，不得不佩服某些人强劲的心理素质...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:23
Got the Money Anyway (A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009) Play script by Cui Kai et al. Characters Uncle Zhao, acted by Zhao Benshan Shenyang, acted by Shen He CCTV Man, acted by Bi Fujian Yadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao) 小品：“不差钱” ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:23
There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, handling one phone call after another like an old pro, when an employee stopped by my desk. "Have you ever done this before?" she asked. "No," I said. "Thought not. You just told that caller, `The pe...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:22
Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e., stow trash, no food in class, ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:22
Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, I rode with my mother in the Michigan Trail Riders' annual trek across state. Late one afternoon, I was summoned to look at a horse that had reared up and flipped over in his trailer. Fortunately the horse ...
