类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:34
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan。 He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:34
不怕英语说不好只怕翻译太搞笑 1.people hate big name,pig hate big fat。 人怕出名猪怕壮 2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world。 母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡 3 what’s up? 你上了吗？ 4 we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 5.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:34
每种语言都有一些生动有趣的词汇，用以形容人的不同特性。美国口语中经常使用的一些描述各种人的习惯用语。它们不仅能让你了解美国文化，而且有助于掌握更地道、更纯正的美式口语。 下面是一些有趣的例子： 1.nerd 和jock是美国学生常用的两个俗语。nerd的意思和汉语中的“书呆子”类似。这类人聪明勤...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:33
Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in California -- an idyllic spot, you would think. But while I was waiting to check out, I heard the manager ask another guest, "D...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:33
1. The house is really A-1. (误译)那间房子的门牌确实是A-1号。 (正译)那间房子确实是一流的。 2.He bought a baker's dozen of biscuits。 (误译)他买了面包师做的12块饼干。 (正译)他买了13块饼干。 3.A bull of Bashan woke the sleeping child with his noise。 (误译)贝兴的一头公牛弄醒了那个...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:32
加菲猫之经典语录(双语版) Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neigh...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:32
As a speech pathologist, I often ask patients to tell me a personal story in order to get them to open up. Here's one man's tale: "My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. 'I'll tell you what,' he told ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:31
8 things you'll never hear a man say 8) Here honey, you use the remote. 给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。 7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！ 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one mo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:31
Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:22:31
For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained...
