Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？ 少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我...

短信 双语 搞笑 英文短信

A gas station worker reads a text message on his mobile phone, as a colleague looks on, in Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday, Aug. 13, 2006. Beep, beep, beep. Then the text comes: President Bush calls for a timetable for the withdrawal of the Iraqi people from Iraq. ...

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面试和约会都是相当考验语言水平的，约会也许更难，因为面试的时候你起码知道自己要说点啥，约会的时候就真的毫无头绪了。但是你至少要知道自己不该说啥。比如说，和女孩子初次见面时，就不要大谈特谈Lady Gaga了。 第一次约会千万不要说的话 It’s hard enough to meet someone, let alone getanothe...

说话 第一次 约会 搞笑

面试我的，很幸运也很不幸的是位美丽年轻的小姐，她带着我到一个小房间中，在一个有透明圆型玻璃桌面的桌子面试。 其实我最讨厌这样了，因为面试是神圣的，我根本不想去看她桌面下的美腿，她甜美的笑容，充满气质的谈吐，脸上还抹了些微的小亮片妆，真的是要命。很多外企在当面的面试之前会有一个电话...

介绍 英文 自我 搞笑

话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzh...

英语 搞笑 剧本 话剧 秦王

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He ...

英语 搞笑 剧本 话剧

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office. Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I ...

英语 搞笑 剧本

Peter and the Wolf all : I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf” Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is! Bird: Good morning, Peter. Peter: Good morning, Bird. Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is ca...

英语 搞笑 话剧 彼得

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution. A. It’s related to our correct ans...

英语 搞笑 话剧

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. Bu...

英语 搞笑 剧本 话剧 秦王