By the time Bill arrived in a little town, every hotel room had been taken. "You’ve got to give me a room somewhere," he said to the manager at the hotel, "or just a bed --- I don’t care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one guest," admitted the...

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When my husband was taking a college English class, his teacher announced, "For your assignment, I want you to describe yourselves in ten words or less.” My husband wrote, "Succinct." 我丈夫在修一门大学英语课程，他的老师在课上宣布，“下面是你们的作业，我要求你们用10个或更少的字...

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A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal...

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A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday cove...

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Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident I'd get a great deal, figuring the salesmen would be desperate for customers on such a lousy day. Sure enough, when I entered the showroom, I was the only client. But my...

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In the traffic ourt of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her ca...

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Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but...

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There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kind of ...

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Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good." "Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out. They...

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Once there was a husband who had been out of a job for a long time.One day he rushed home and told his wife exultantly, "Good news,good news! I've just found a very good job workingeight hours a day, five days a week, with a whole month of vacation each y...

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