Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays. 有人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。 秘诀是：他们每周去两次餐厅：...

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A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp c...

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英语小笑话带翻译版，希望您参考学习，笑一笑十年少！ 1 那就更糟了 Much Worse Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be muc...

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Always Thirsty I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? No, but I am always thirsty! 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我...

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I work for 7up! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, Im the manager...

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