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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Motivation 动机 MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her ...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 No rush 别着急 AS STUDENTS in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state prison. While awkwardly performing a medical procedure on an unruly horse, a classmate said to the pri...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Business just started 开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the busin...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Is she pregnant? 她怀孕了吗？ A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and aske...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me thr...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Car accident 交通事故 A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the med...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Computer problem 电脑问题 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, ...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Captain's recording 机长的录音 This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Substitute Teacher 代课教师 A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why...

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