"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. "All right, it's square then," he replied, " I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!" “杰...

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Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,...

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Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什么? 学生甲：他要我退学。...

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每种语言都有一些生动有趣的词汇，用以形容人的不同特性。美国口语中经常使用的一些描述各种人的习惯用语。它们不仅能让你了解美国文化，而且有助于掌握更地道、更纯正的美式口语。 下面是一些有趣的例子： 1.nerd 和jock是美国学生常用的两个俗语。nerd的意思和汉语中的“书呆子”类似。这类人聪明勤...

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