A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed! 精明的家...

英语幽默 英语笑话 双语幽默

The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," ...

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How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the...

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“幽默”指数 ★ I don't have time to read, because I must study. Studying usually involvesreading! I shared it by myself. You cannot share things with yourself! It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture. 'Disadvantages' are bad by definition...

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精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] 一群伟大的科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven....

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精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] 幽默的方法很多，一句话的幽默，你能辨析出来么？ 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。 自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再...

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Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了? 约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为“懒惰的结果”的作文，我交了一张白卷。...

英语学习 英语阅读 英语幽默

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. "The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you." He took a book ...

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Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗? 父亲：我希望这样--他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!...

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Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady! 邻居：你女儿大学毕业后要做什么? 母亲：老太婆。...

英语学习 英语阅读 英语幽默